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danradcliffs:

THE MAGIC BEGINS

2. Favourite book: Order of the Phoenix

"Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young."
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itskoopatime:

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

that’s new ↑

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Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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wet-chrome:

I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.

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"The Guardians of the Galaxy consist of members that are very selfish for the most part. They find something worth fighting for." -Chris Pratt (x)

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xoautumnangel:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

Or you miss a random little spot and it ruins your entire life until you shave it off

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You can’t just make me different and then leave.
Looking for Alaska, John Green (via forever-and-alwayss)    
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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

image

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memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

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